[honeygrl]

"Of course, this answer means that slepping with a neanderthal is also bestiality. Something to think about, ladies. "

Geez, that's could put me in jail after half of my ex-boyfriends...

[TheAngryClam]

Not if you moved to Texas. I remember reading in some propaganda about the sodomy case (Lawrence v. Texas, currently pending decision by the Supreme Court) that while homosexual sodomy was illegal in Texas, bestiality was not.

Then again, that makes sense, since, as I learned from Full Metal Jacket, only steers and queers come from Texas. You can only expect to get away with outlawing one of the two.