[Kenny Bunk]

Yo Junior, we share 90% of our DNA with watermelons. So does that mean we must invite chimps to our 4th of July picnic?

By the way there was a story out on the tabloid ether some years ago that the Chinese had hybridized humans and chimps. Drove me bananas. The Chicom were obviously trying to panda to my lowest common denominator

[Junior]

Yo Junior, we share 90% of our DNA with watermelons.

And you can cite a source for this statement? I doubt it seriously because it ain't true.