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"Going to make giving away taxfree millions difficult."

Yes, and thank you for your concern. However, things have changed and I feel I must tell you that neither you nor anyone else will be able to be added to Michael Anthony's list of recipients.

Mr. Anthony is no longer in my service. He said he was bored giving all those millions to worthy people such as you, Starstruck. Instead he has hooked up with that young scamp, Dick Clark, and has joined his Publishers Clearing House Prize Patrol.

So though you might keep looking down you driveway for Mr. Anthony, he will no longer be coming here to Silverstone on his way to find his "next millionaire".

On many occasions I was able to summon Michael Anthony to come to my palatial estate, Silverstone, to receive his next assignment. Unfortunately, his scoundrel of a cousin, Mordred "Tex" Anthony had me mortgage Silverstone and invest in Enron. I am now trying to get handouts from all those very same millionaires that I created, but since I did it anonymously, they think I'm a con man and slam the
door in my face.

Now alas, unfortunately "it's the old dog for the hard road."