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BUMP

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. . .After your M.A. graduation, you will suffer the humiliation of working at Starbucks, but at least it has a health plan, and you can secretly sneer at the petit bourgeois customers for their pathetic ignorance of Noam Chomsky and Howard Zinn.

Hah! Any garden-variety idiot knows they were the greatest double-play combination in the history of the Boston Braves.

[Remedy]

• Those of you graduating from the College of Science will dissertate on EVOLUTION
• Engineering - Will remain conservative and immediately become gainfully employed.
• Graduates of the College of Law will be benched and legislate from there.
• Graduates of the College of Medicine will dispense prescriptions that will heal one organ as the side effects destroy another.
• Graduates of the College of Business will learn to speak Chinese.
• Graduates of the College of Liberal Arts will become gayfully employed.
• Graduates of the College of Education DIDN'T and will spend another year trying.
• Graduates of the School of Journalism will pursue post-grad work in BIAS.