I can't wait for the ACLU to defend the first person who wants to bring their pet donkey to school. Only a matter of time. Have to accomodate everybody.
hehehe... I'm sure they'll litigate soon for the right to screw your own goat.
And just after that, the one who wants the college day-care kids to "sleep over" in his dorm room.
After all, we can't be ageist, or suppress the "natural sexuality of a child". . .
Makes you long for the good old days, where the opposite sex had to sign in, and was limited to the dorm lobby. . .