[TheAngryClam]

I have soupcans and wires too.

Maybe I should sell my "E-Meter Mark II" in the back of comic books and Boy's Life next to the hovercraft plans.

[ArneFufkin]

I prefer carrier pigeons jammed into floating bottles.

[ArneFufkin]

Nil igitur mors est ad nos neque pertinet hilum/quandoquidem natura animi mortalis habetur

That's my favorite Julio Iglesias song too.

[ffusco]

Scientologists tried to measure my aura with a voltmeter in LA. Better living through Radio Shack, the meter measures skin conductivity via perspiration. When I touched the 2 cans together and the buried the needle. My reading was over and I was asked to leave!


Not to worry, I think Apotheosis is pretty close to Valhalla and Ellysium, perhaps distinguished suburbs of Heaven? I'd better put on my asbestos now.