LADIES - Learn The RULES!!!!!!

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[ALS]

don't forget the remote..

[HighWheeler]

Soooooo.....does he also do needlepoint and read Cosmo?

[luckystarmom]

We don't like it when our kids pull our long hair. Short hair is cooler, and it's easier to wash/dry.

Mothers become very practical.

[HighWheeler]

Any woman who would sit on the toilet without checking the seat first deserves a wet butt.

[Paul Atreides]

I challenge any man to take a bathroom trip during the middle of the night with no lights and sit on the seat...I guarantee you that you too would complain.

Nah. I'd learn a lesson from it.

[Cate]

Oh he noticed, and it took alot of lovin' to convince him that I was growing it back as fast as I could...

[goodnesswins]

LOL...NOT hardly.....but he does flyfish, and has tied a few flies....does that count as needlepoint?

[JoeSixPack1]

Absoleutly acceptable, extremely generous and noble!

My compliments to your hubby! <|:)~~

[Arpege92]

AAAAAAAHHHHH....I dare ya to take a bathroom trip with NO LIGHTS....and sitting down.

[Arpege92]

You want us to do the giving and you the taking....is this correct?

[Paul Atreides]

Why would you do your business in the dark? What if the seat is down and you go in there in the dark and, at that moment, there is a spider on the seat?

[goodnesswins]

LOL...there is a reason for NIGHT LIGHTS!

[Paul Atreides]

I'm just saying that it is a two-way street.

[Paul Atreides]

If I tried to go in the dark, I might accidentally straddle the clothes hamper.

[JoeSixPack1]

OK, OK, OK, but,,,

"Change our own oil".???? See, just like a woman,, never paying attention when you're going off....,,, It said you should "CHECK YOUR OIL, PLEASE!"

We'll change it! Just don't blow the engine. ;-)

Everything else,, well, yes, Dear.

[Paul Atreides]

Or, are you wanting us to do the giving and you the taking? ;-)

[Arpege92]

My bathroom light would shine directly on hubby's eyes....just trying to be thoughtful. Also, I do check for the seat but on a rate occasion....I don't. I have fallen in and yes, I learned my lesson. My point is, if you want us to be so accomodating....then you guys have to do the same!

[Paul Atreides]

My bathroom light would shine directly on hubby's eyes

Close the door.

[Arpege92]

Yes Dear....LOL....that's too true! But, who's the first to baby you when your sick? I am convinced my hubby would live on fast food if he didn't have me. I caught him a few times eating right out of the pan over the sink....he claims he was trying not to dirty too many dishes. I told him he doesn't even do the dishes....how hard is it anyway to just put the dishes in the dishwasher.

[Mark17]

A woman cannot have too many shoes.

How about Imelda Marcos?