[El Conservador]

Yeah, yeah, I know...

Mom, have you seen my asbestos suit???

I just posted this for laughs, so BE GENTLE!!!

[El Conservador]

Your co-worker tells you they have eight body piercings - and none are visible.
When someone says "tenderloin" - you don't think steak. You think danger.
You make well over $100,000 and you still can't find a nice place to live.
You think anyone who drives a car to work is decadent.
You keep a list of companies to boycott.
Your plumber is gay and your barber/beautitian is straight.
You would never dream of crossing a picket line.
You take the bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.
You realize there are far more Rainbow flags in the city than California State Flags.
You think anyone wearing a George Clooney haircut is visiting from the Midwest.
You can't remember... Is pot still illegal?
You go to your office manager's baby shower - the parent's are named Judy and Becky.
You give a "thumbs up" gesture to a car with a "Free Tibet" bumper sticker - and you mean it.
You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown, and are willing to fight about it.
A really great parking spot can move you to tears.
You know that anyone wearing shorts in June is just visiting from Ohio.
A man walks on MUNI in full leather regalia and crotch less chaps. You don't notice.
You still can't believe a company doesn't offer domestic partner benefits.
You curse those damn tourists - but always stop to help a cute guy or gal who is looking puzzled at a city map.
When you drive under an underpass - for one moment you think "earthquake".
Your boss runs in "The Bay to Breakers"... it's the first time you have seen him nude.
Your child's 3rd grade teacher has a nose ring and is named "Breeze".
You haven't been to Fisherman's Wharf since the first month you moved to the bay.
You are thinking of taking an adult ed class - but you can't decide between a Yoga, Channeling or Building Your Web Site class.
You realize the only Republicans you know are your Aunt and Uncle in Texas.

[Huber]

...when your church elects a new Bishop who abandoned his family and two young daughters to fulfill his sexual urges with another man.

Oh, wait. That was New Hampshire. Sorry. Never mind.

[Gal.5:1]

Yes, folks, it is all true, and more. It is a really bizarre place cultrally , "spiritually" and politically. Please remember, there ARE FReepers living around SF.

[gcruse]

You keep a list of companies to boycott.

So FreeRepublic is San Francisco?  Say it ain't so.

[finnman69]

"you read Mark Morford's column...and like it"

[BradyLS]

"It finally occurs to you that the Forty-Niners are a San Francisco team."