[tomkow6]

Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the
flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to
the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the
other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were
both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to
the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and congratulating them both on their superb
shots under such adverse conditions he asked, "OK, so which one of you
was playing the yellow ball?"

[SouthernHawk]

I'll see your blondes and raise you a cute little kid . . .

It was the first day of summer school and the teacher thought she'd get to know the kids by asking them their names and what their fathers did for a living.

The first little girl said, "My name is Mary and my daddy is a mailman."

The next little boy said, "I'm Andy and my Dad fixes cars."

It was then little Johnny's turn and he said, "My name is Johnny and my father is a striptease dancer in a bar for gay men."

The teacher gasped and quickly moved on, but later, in the school yard, the teacher approaches Johnny privately and asks if it was really true that his dad dances nude in a gay bar. Little Johnny blushed and said, "No, he really plays guitar for the Dixie Chicks, but I was too embarrassed to tell anybody.