[tomkow6]

Chicagoland Weather

Current Conditions:
As reported at KORD, O'Hare Arpt..
Last update Thu 13 Jun 2003 3:55 AM CDT.

	Fog
58°F	Feels Like: N/A°F
UV Index:	0 Minimal
Wind:	CALM
Humidity:	100 %
Visibility:	.75 miles
Barometer:	29.81 inches and Rising

Today's Forecast
Thu 12 Jun 2003 03:17 PM CDT

 

THU

Partly Cloudy Low 55°F High N/A°F

5 Day Forecast
Thu 12 Jun 2003 03:17 PM CDT

 

FRI		Partly Cloudy Low 59°F High 74°F
SAT		Mostly Cloudy Low 59°F High 74°F
SUN		Partly Cloudy Low 59°F High 76°F
MON		Partly Cloudy Low 56°F High 75°F
TUE		Mostly Cloudy Low 60°F High 79°F

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it
follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted,
cowboys deranged, models deposed (and eventually disfigured)
and dry cleaners depressed?

Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed
and depleted!  Even more, bedmakers will be debunked, baseball
players will be debased, landscapers will be deflowered, bulldozer
operators will be degraded, organ donors will be delivered, the
BVD company will be debriefed, and even musical composers will
eventually decompose. As a student, I spent all my time wishing
to be detested and degraded.

On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians
will be devoted.