The first day of Christmas an Iranian gave to me,
A Mullah attached to an ol' oak tree!!!!
One the second day of Christmas a Persian gave to me,
Two Hezbollah, attached by the neck to the Mullah on the tree
On the third day of Christmas a student gave to me,
Three French men, two Hezbollah and a mullah a rotting on an ol' oak tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas a Persian gave to me,
four gutted Arabs, three French men, two Hezbollah and all of them stinking by the mullah on the tree!
I could go on but I have to start the smoker for today's ribs and chicken
Let Freedom Ring!