Hillary Goes to WalMart (Freepers Applauded!)

The Weekly Standard Online | June 15, 2003 | Matt LaBash

[alwaysconservative]

The part about the Hillaryite with Tourette's made me laugh so hard my stomach aches! This and his first article on her book are just PRICELESS! Thanks Mr. LaBash, for some sensational writing, and to the Freepers who provided him the inspiration!

[Bubba_Leroy]

I've been looking at the photos all day, so I don't immediately recognize her without the benefit of airbrushing.

Airbrushing hell. We're talking serious plastic surgery.

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[prisoner6]

This was a great read. Thanks!

prisoner6

[alnick]

This had me laughing out loud from beginning to end. Thanks for posting it.

[hole_n_one]

Great stuff!

Hey, John....

Please do your *ping* thing!

[Diver Dave]

Outstanding! Should be introduced into the Congressional Record.

[TC Rider]

Whoa, let's hear it for Matt.

Hey DC Freepers, any real estimates on how many stood on line for her highness?

[Fred Mertz]

...which all of us--even Dave--know, because God probably wouldn't wear a "Fry Mumia" T-shirt, as Dave does.

Who dat?

[potlatch]

Hillary tells a friend, "My husband may have his faults, but he has never lied to me," someone might have laughed himself to death.

Great article and humorously written. I just can't believe she would write the above in her book! How rediculous!!

[Irish Eyes]

Thanks for the post. I was just watching hilliary on C-SPAN before reading this. I am still laughing....he nails it.

[Lijahsbubbe]

Great article!

[potlatch]

Funny Hillary article!!

[tubebender]

FReepin Awesome...

[Dianna]

Thanks Mr. LaBash, for some sensational writing, and to the Freepers who provided him the inspiration!

This guy is a great writer! Too many laugh lines to post.

[dalereed]

The best part is that 3/4 of the article is about Freepers!

[Rainbow Rising]

Great article. Matt Labash is a terrific writer. I've been enjoying his work for years. The Freepers did a great job. Kudos to them! You know it was a successful operation when all the other side could come up with was "Bush is a bozo!"

I don't know why people are going crazy buying this book and waiting on line for hours to meet Her Heinous. What a waste of money and time. Sad to say, my brother and his wife have succumbed to Hillary's spell. I was at their house a few days ago and I saw The Evil One's visage leering at me from their coffee table. Fortunately I was able to look away in time. Close call!

[ladyinred]

ROTFL! This is the funniest thing I have read in a long time! I am in convulsions!

[Squantos]

I didn't know avon sold bondo till I saw those two pics.......Stay Safe !

[potlatch]

I especially liked this; The Hillaryites' tormentors are the Freepers, a fierce, warlike tribe from the Free Republic organization--a fire-breathing conservative band of Internet brothers

LOL! In another freep article, FReepers were called 'steamrollers'!!

[kayak]

Fantastic article!!! Absolutely hilarious!!!