I slammed into a deer back around Christmas doing 65 MPH - it did my windshield almost exactly like that one - thing is, I remember the expression on the doe's face as I slammed into her.
My car bucked and skidded sideways a little, too - and its a large sedan (she weighed about 200 lbs).
Of course, unlike His Eminence, I was sober, and stopped.
The title Your/His Eminence is for Cardinals. O'Brien is not a Cardinal.