Family pet was eaten, police told

Arkansas Democrat-Gazette ^ | 6/14/03 | MICHAEL FRAZIER

[Buckwheats]

OK, this isn't funny...but, it is from Arkansas.

[johniegrad]

Time to racially profile any Chinese in the community.

[Adder]

Bill? Hillary? Was that y'all?

[unread]

How about a little "leg of lab" :)

[Buckwheats]

Think twice in Jonesboro before you ask, "Where can I get some good chow around here?"

[dasboot]

"They'n said the dawg was chow: we wuz just fallerin' instrukshuns."

[Revelation 911]

friends dont eat friends

[glock rocks]

"I ate dog."

do they wear shoes in this part of the planet?

[Bringbackthedraft]

Now we really know what became of "Buddy".

[Freebird Forever]

Arkansas

Another reflection of what results when generations of cousins continually produce children.

[Puppage]

LOL!!!!

[Puppage]

Now we really know what became of "Buddy"

Y'all come on down to Billy Burgers....home of the BUDDY BURGER

[Lockbar]

Well, the story does say that the doggie was a "chow".

[Labyrinthos]

Tastes like chicken.

[Principled]

How about a little "leg of lab"

You owe me a keyboard ;-)

[joan]

Justin Spencer, 26, of Jonesboro told police Harden said after he cooked the dog he ate it. Another witness, Ashley Harden, whose relation to Matthew Harden is unknown, also told police that Harden said, "I ate dog," the report said.

Isn't Jonesboro, Arkansas where there was a school massacre back in 1998 by and 11-year-old and 13-year-old?

[Kenny Bunk]

Shermy, send the perps a copy of Martha Stewart's

"50 Tasty Ways to Wok Your Dog."

[NittanyLion]

If somebody cooked my dog and ate it they might find themselves with an apple in their mouth, slow-roasting on a big skewer.

[Jonah Hex]

I believe so.

Must be something in the water down there....

[TheCrusader]

"Capt. Scott Roper of the Jonesboro Police Department would not confirm a police report that indicated a man ate the 50-pound chow, whose paws and other body parts were found simmering on a grill."

Hi Sheriff, would you like some of my hotdog?