get emotionally healthy
Hey "chookter" can you please tell me what the he11 this means?
I figured out that for all the money I made in the last 20 years I could have stayed single and had at least a $500 hooker every week and still have a great lifestyle. But then I wouldn’t have these wonderful kids. Ah, the mysteries of life, I love and enjoy encountering each and every one of them.
Sure. it means:
"Buy a new motorcycle and some nice guns now that you don't have a screeching harpy to b!tch at you about how she needs more attention and independence, simultaneously, and how you'd have more time to give her attention and money so she could be a career woman if you weren't working or caring for the kids all the time!"
I figured out that for all the money I made in the last 20 years I could have stayed single and had at least a $500 hooker every week and still have a great lifestyle.
I have no kids. I'll get either a $500 hooker every week, or 2 $250 hookers.... I'm not afraid of hell--not after the last 4 years...
Wasn't that Sam Kinison who said: "When I get to hell for fornicating: Satan jumps out with flames and horns and goes: "BLAAAAUUGHAAAUUGH!!!" and when you say "What?",
Satan says: "Oh, You were married and the b!tch broke your heart and took all your stuff, huh? Well, here's your horns and pitchfork... Have fun!"