Wrong! I work hard for my money and never spend it on junk. not even junk food
Since you don't have anything to sell to China that China wants, you print $500
Wrong! printing money is, uhm, illegal.
The $500 you printed further increases the over-supply of Dollars, causing your currency to further decline and maintaining or increasing domestic inflation.
Wrong! I never printed the 500 in the first place, and if I did I'd be in jail. You're full of it just like Willie.
Did you ever write a check?
Do corporations issue common stock????
What makes the 'money supply' increase?