[LanPB01]

"Welcome to GNN! I'm your host, Al Franken. In today's top story - Al Gore still sucks. We now go live to Ashleigh Bansfield on the scene. Ashleigh?"

ASHLEIGH: "Thank you, Al. I'm here on the Gore farm in Tennessee, attemtping to locate Mr. Gore for his comments. Due to the pathetic ratings we have suffered in our one week in existence, I have decided to once again dye my hair. Today, I'm a brunette; tomorrow, who knows? Stay tuned for my next report, where I'll attempt to jumpstart our ratings by going topless and performing an interview while on rollerskates."

[ken5050]

Can't wait for the audience discussion of Dingell-Norwood...