[Polybius]

The government will spend the tax it collects from the flatulent animals on researching ways to make them less windy.

I discovered a way to completely illiminate lamb flatulence. Where do I apply for my check?

[coloradan]

Mmmmmmmm!

[Polybius]

I discovered a way to completely illiminate lamb flatulence..

Oooops. Haven't had my coffee yet. It eliminates it too.

[MHGinTN]

Mmmm, delicious solution!

I'm wondering why some bright New Zealander hasn't figured out a way to place balloons over cows, to catch the methane and sell it? ... eh, John?