That argument won't get you anywhere AP, anything that helped finally bring an end to that outdated non-funny Pep Band was supported by 90% of the 'Hoos. We are embassed by them and hate them for that reason. Good riddance.
We have always been jealous of schools with good bands.
Hey wait a minute, Martha has two good bands, and we have none. I think we should sue to get one of them moved to Charlottesville. It's just not fair, somebody get me Jackboot Kilgore's phone number, the government needs to do something about this.
Although, now that the Nutless Barnyard Fowl are in bed with the lawyers and politicians, now out of bed with the lawyers and politicians, in bed with the lawyers and politicians, now out of bed with the lawyers and politicians, or wherever they are by the time I finish this sentence, we should bring the Pep Band back for one farewell skit.
I believe even they could come up with something funny about the backstabbing Vippy Sue-Politician-Lawyer axis of evil.