[Oschisms]

into Diesel jeans, interior design, yoga and Mini Coopers, and who would never think of ordering a vodka tonic without specifying Grey Goose or Ketel One.

I don't know what the heck minicoopers are, don't wear diesel jeans and I'm more partial to Stoli or Absolut Mandrin in my tonic water.

But with the yoga and interior design I still sound like a rump ranger. Guess I'll haveta find some gaysex on the weekends. Or start drinkin' Wild Turkey again.

[Drew68]

I don't know what the heck minicoopers are

A truly manly automobile. </sarcasm>

I see them all over downtown Denver. Have yet to see a male driving one though.

[PianoMan]

Certainly as a Piano Man, I have to watch it with this stuff.

So my ways of being manly are: 1) I don't even own a comb, as girls who stay over can attest 2) I kick butt at kung fu 3) I eat tons of red meat and other carnage, and drink much Guinness and 4) I'm a Registered Republican Super-Hawk

Maybe that suffices to nudge me over the 50 yard line.

[Axenolith]

Minicoopers are the No-See-Ums of the highway...

[mhking]

I don't know what the heck minicoopers are, don't wear diesel jeans and I'm more partial to Stoli or Absolut Mandrin in my tonic water.

I couldn't fit into Diesel jeans or a Mini Cooper if I tried, and I'll stick with George Dickel or a good single malt if I stray away from beers (domestic, microbrewed OR imported, depending on my mood and my wallet). The interior design is a hazard of building a new home with a creative wife, and the yoga? Well I just plain like yoga. You got a problem with that? ;)