[bullseye1911]

Seems to me a black pit crew would give even Jeff Gordon's team a run for the money. He's in and out in about 14 seconds. My tires and wheels got stole in Detriot in half that time!!!

[libertylover]

...My tires and wheels got stole in Detriot in half that time!!!

Good one!

I'm reminded of Danny DeVito in a movie where he's a slumlord ordered by the court to spend time in his own apartment building. He goes outside the next morning and his new Corvette is nothing but a shell - no tires, no wheels, no stereo, no seats, no nothing. But when he approaches the car the alarm goes off!

[uglybiker]

Seems to me a black pit crew would give even Jeff Gordon's team a run for the money. He's in and out in about 14 seconds. My tires and wheels got stole in Detriot in half that time!!!

They're good at gettin' the rims off. They just don't have any practice at puttin' 'em back on.

[TexanAmerican]

Seems to me a black pit crew would give even Jeff Gordon's team a run for the money. He's in and out in about 14 seconds. My tires and wheels got stole in Detriot in half that time!!!
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Problem is they would be using the other pit crews' tools though!

[bigj00]

It takes 14 seconds for gordons team because they replace the tires and wheels.

[reg45]

Seems to me a black pit crew would give even Jeff Gordon's team a run for the money. He's in and out in about 14 seconds. My tires and wheels got stole in Detriot in half that time!!!

Of course it's only half-the-time. The other half is required to put the new tires ON the car.