TOP FIVE REASONS BLACK GUYS DON'T PLAY HOCKEY
(We only got 5 'cause The Man wouldn't let us have 10.)
5. Its cold out there.
4. Scared to get a gold tooth knocked out.
3. Dont want to be around white guys with sticks.
2. Dont want to be around with a white guy in a mask.
And the number 1 reason black guys don't play Hockey...
1. Dont feel the need to dominate yet another sport.
From "The Dark Side With Nat X" (Chris Rock on Saturday Night Live, 91)
posted on 06/25/2003 3:37:05 AM PDT
(If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.)
Kevin Weeks plays hockey.
posted on 06/25/2003 4:01:02 AM PDT
(........The bartender yells, "hey get out of here, we don't serve breakfast!")
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