TOP FIVE REASONS BLACK GUYS DON'T PLAY HOCKEY
(We only got 5 'cause The Man wouldn't let us have 10.)
5. It’s cold out there.
4. Scared to get a gold tooth knocked out.
3. Don’t want to be around white guys with sticks.
2. Don’t want to be around with a white guy in a mask.
And the number 1 reason black guys don't play Hockey...
1. Don’t feel the need to dominate yet another sport.
From "The Dark Side With Nat X" (Chris Rock on Saturday Night Live, ’91)
8 posted on
06/25/2003 3:37:05 AM PDT by
KneelBeforeZod
(If God hadn't meant for them to be sheared, he wouldn't have made them sheep.)
To: KneelBeforeZod
Kevin Weeks plays hockey.
14 posted on
06/25/2003 4:01:02 AM PDT by
Rebelbase
(........The bartender yells, "hey get out of here, we don't serve breakfast!")
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