[John Beresford Tipton]

"if mommy and daddy want to foot the bill for junior to live under said rules"

As Scrooge said:
"Are there no workhouses, are there no prisons"?

[strela]

You and I might consider the place a prison, but others might not.

Scrooge also said something about "decreasing the surplus population," a laudable goal considering the numbingly frequent occurrence of unplanned pregnancies in the US. And, judging from a quick read-through of the rules in that place, about the only pregnant things on that campus are pauses.