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BUD: Hello, you're on the Virgin Hotline. This is your counsellor, er, Eugene.

CALLER: Hi, my name is Isis J. Blow-Up-Doll, and my boyfriend, Bud, hasn't been
able to keep his hands off me ever since I came out of the box. Now
should I try to stay firm, or, just explode and go to pieces?

BUD: Ha, very funny, Kel, but don't let me keep you; I'm sure the trucker
paid for the whole hour. [slams down the phone]
Crank call.

HARDAWAY: Ah. Yes, we occasionally get those too. Usually from mean people who
have had sex. But remember, Mr. Bundy, they mock us because they envy us.

BUD: Yeah, right.