To: Texas Eagle
Bronco paper. From my understanding it is "old-fashioned" toilet paper that was in use in England. It isn't widely sold today. But, the Queen uses only this type of paper... I am not joking I read it in a biography awhile back. Anyway, the Queen has a well stocked supply of it, I am sure. However, it drives the aristocracy batty... or used to at least, when the Queen or her mother would be coming to visit for one reason or another, and they would have to have this special paper on hand. But, it isn't easily found in the local market! Also, I hear it has the texture of sand paper!
41 posted on
06/27/2003 10:01:27 PM PDT by
Pan_Yans Wife
(Lurking since 2000.)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Toilet paper with the texture of sandpaper? Hmmmm....that would explain the regal way she walks and that pained expression on her face that makes her look like she's always mumbling something to herself.
"Dammit, my ass hurts! Sonofabitch...ow! Gotta think of jolly old England. Ouch! Shit! Mother of pearl! Dammit!"
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Also, I hear it has the texture of sand paper!Her majesty must be clean you know!
I rather suspect Hillary carries around the old corn cob however stuck you know where under ole crusty! She and Bill are poor doncha know, can't pay those legal bills!
56 posted on
06/27/2003 10:39:22 PM PDT by
ladyinred
(The left have blood on their hands.)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
l was in Nottingham England some years ago when Torville and Dean won the gold medal for figure skating.They are from Nottingham.City Council has a special room for the Queen to wash her hands and do her other queenly duties when she visits the city..l saw the toilet paper and even got to use some.l sat on the Royal Throne as well.The Sheriff of Nottingham was a family friend and gave us access to the Royal john.
118 posted on
06/28/2003 10:28:54 AM PDT by
lindsay
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