[dufekin]

http://www.centerforpolitics.org/crystalball/pres_college-fig1.htm

This is the map; it's identical to the 2000 map except that the electoral vote counts have changed. Because Republicans reproduce while Democrats abort and marry members of same sex, we've gained a little edge.

[Torie]

Because Republicans reproduce while Democrats abort and marry members of same sex, we've gained a little edge.

Totally wrong, but funny.