[doug from upland]

Yep, I read the page in the book before I returned it to WalMart when she defended the guy and then started the rape hot line. There is something, however, you need to know about her rape hotline ---

MIDI - I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU

My sisters, all…I’m on the ball
I have a rape line…all you need to do is call
No need for fear…’cause I’m right here
Just tell your troubles and you’ll have a friendly ear

No effort’s spared…please don’t be scared
We have compassion and our staff is well prepared
They’ve been to school…each one’s a jewel
But I must let you know we have one simple rule

Do not call to say Bill raped you
Do not call to say that Bill’s the one
Do not call to say Bill raped you
There would be so many nothin’ would get done

Brutality…is wrong, you see
And in this matter you can count on Hillary
I’ll do my best…I’ll pass the test
Until the scumbag’s caught I’ll never let it rest

No effort’s spared…please don’t be scared
We have compassion and our staff is well prepared
They’ve been to school…each one’s a jewel
But I must let you know we have one simple rule

Do not call to say Bill raped you
Do not call to say that Bill’s the one
Do not call to say Bill raped you
There would be so many nothin’ would get done

Do not call to say Bill raped you
Do not call to say that Bill’s the one
Do not call to say Bill raped you
There would be so many nothin’ would get done

That’s my Willy…that’s my Willy

[cherry_bomb88]

Does doug post his FReeps on the Black Threads??? Mud? jla? Perhaps doug needs to!

[Mia T]

great, doug!
were you inspired by that passage in the book?
or was the song already written?

[WorkingClassFilth]

"Do not call to say Bill raped you..."

Your lyrics are amazing. In some ways, it is a pity that your talents are needfully directed to pinning and disecting the Krinton disease. Nonetheless, they are gems!