[RogueIsland]

Given some of the quotes, one may be excused for thinking this might be from The Onion. It isn't.

[Redbob]

"Experts said that the first thing people should do when they hear a gunshot is to get out of the line of fire."

If not before...

[OldCorps]

""If a weapon goes off and you see it, the first thing one ought to do is try to take some cover," said Don Clark, News2Houston consultant and former head of the FBI's Houston office."

Thank you Mr. FBI agent for telling us poor, ignorant masses how to respond to gunfire.

Just another example of the collusion between stupid reporters and arrogant, gun grabbing Gmen. Must be a symbiotic relationship.

[DugwayDuke]

Actually, this guy doesn't come close to the record for dumb moves with a gun. A few years ago, this guy woke up in the middle of the night and fired his .22 revolver at what he thought was an intruder. He hit the target, his penis. The only comment I remember the guy making was that he was fortunate that he didn't shoot with his .45 auto. (I've always thought the guy could have been more imaginative...)

[Redcloak]

Experts said that the first thing people should do when they hear a gunshot is to get out of the line of fire.

OK... I'm writing that down... Step 1, get out of the shooter's butt. (I suppose that this has a new urgency in post-Lawrence Texas!)