[AmericanInTokyo]

I hope he is a FORMER MARINE Hubby, not a FORMER Marine HUBBY? At any way, here's a way to fix his wagon:

Just call him a "chimpira". It really means "just a common street punk" but can also be used in jest in the manner you suggest. The proper way to deliver said insult to the victim is to say "kono chimpira". Said with a little bit of insipid irritation will flavor it just right.

Just remember to 'make up', OK?

[netmilsmom]

Ooooo comas are our friends!
Make that my former marine, hubby....
I have to remember those words. He always gets to me by saying, "Well I guess you can't help being blonde or Polish!"
I normally am laughing so hard that I can't even come up with anything.
I'm glad you're not nukeable at the moment.