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Barf Alert - German magazine interview fires 100 questions at Hillary Clinton
Sueddeutsche.de via Babelfish translation ^ | July 4, 2003 | Moritz von Uslar

Posted on 07/05/2003 7:09:51 PM PDT by HAL9000

The interview from the sp magazine

100 questions on ...

... Hillary Rodham Clinton. As fast as possible. Because we do not have eternally time.

(sp magazine v. 04,07,2003)

"Phoenix park hotel", 520 Capitol Street, Washington DC: the lobby. Eleven o'clock. An agent of the Secret service checkt the toilets, the hoteldiener makes dust the topfpflanzen off. That it is there, does one notice also to the fact that she is already again away? so fast that can be done. It carries krabbenfarbene costume. It has zero hair-style problems (briefly cut, silver-white-blond colored hair). It needs six steps or three seconds, in order to run crosswise by the lobby to look thereby into all faces "How of acres you?" and "Thank you! Thank you!" to call and disappear in the elevator. Landing entrances too. Twenty minutes interview. Twenty minutes with an American politician, the "most intelligent Mrs. Amerikas" (New York Times), ex roofridge lady, Senatorin of New York and future president of America (questions to their possible candidacy are? of course? redundantly, forbidden and with head vibrating are answered). That becomes? little. There has, so that it becomes something, which proven wrenches "100 questions" are set? loosely geht?s! Let?s go! In their Suite has one then suddenly again full five minutes of waiting period. Eleven o'clock and 25 minutes. The Senatorin is late. A gentleman, who introduces himself as Marc and assistant of its office line, reported, stresses seriously looking on its wrist-watch that the interview time will shorten on zirka 15 minutes. With the request for apology: Dates. One will have to jump. Questions, which are noted, from lack of time could not be answered placed and. Yes, harm. Question to the Assistenz: "as you address it? Mrs. Senatorin? Senatorin Rodham Clinton? Completely differently?" Marc: "I legend simply?Senatorin?." Thanks beautifully, Marc. Plaudernde, laughing, being noisy women occur. Under them: it. It has the beautiful trick drauf to introduce itself as one of the most well-known personalities on ground connection with full name: "rear ones! I am Hillary Rodham Clinton!" Their female assistant develops their tape recorder, in whom second row becomes sitting it mitstenografieren. The woman, whom it concerns: sits there. Completely in genuine. Scarcely removes a meter. Well looking woman! Focusing its eyes, smile of their teeth. Hands rest. Volumes run.

Sp magazine: Senatorin, I will place one hundred questions to you...

Hillary Rodham Clinton: Hundreds!

... you answer please as brisk as possible.

I will be very fast.

You if a question does not fit, continue to say please simply "".

Further. Okay. We have a Deal.

She laughs! Hopsa, is that a laughter! Hillary vibrates itself. Other humans laugh long not even so loud their life! Back into the output attitude. Concentration.

1 your favourite book concerning America?

Moby thick.

2 your favourite film over America?

Too many. High Noon.

3 your Lieblingssong over America?

That would have to be a Beatles Song, best the entire repertoire of the Beatles. Stop! The Beatles are Englishmen. I take This country Is Your country, Pete Seeger, to the old Folksong.

4 the name of an American Feministin, which occurs to you immediately?

Elizabeth Cady Stanton.

5 when last? in thoughts? with the ex roofridge lady Eleanor Roosevelt a discussion led?

Correctly, I love the conception of exchanging me with it? although I naturally never met it. My book shows many their pointingnesses. One of my favourite sayings reads: Women are like teebeutel. You do not know, how strong they are. Until you dip it into hot water.

6 one evening with Jackie O., which you remember gladly, perhaps on a sail yacht?

Some unforgotten evenings took place in their apartment in the Fifth Avenue, opposite from the metropolitan museum.

7 genuine truely that Stevie Wonder dedicated a Song to you?

Their answer precipitates? because the question was not asked. Lack of time. It does not go differently. We jump. Otherwise it is missing to us in the back in crucial place. Ticking the seconds, flies of the pencil over the Stenoblock. Why does one have never time for thousand questions? The krebsfarbene Senatorin, smiling.

8 still impresses from America?

I.... I love America.

9 occupation of dream Senatorin?

Yes.

10 the central thought of your conclusion speech at the woman Mrs. Wellesley?

Politics are the art to make possible what appears impossible.

11 as a Wikinger looks?

,i>Bill Clinton, which she meets 1969 for the first time on the Campus of Yale, introduces it to their Autobiografie lived history with the words: "it looked like a Wikinger."

Pardon, but you look for me like a Wikinger!

Who? How ask? Again its laughter, sound-end loud. Meanwhile one believes it that she laughs genuine. It looks at, laughing, its female assistant. Those writes.

Look at yourselves the photos of Bill in the book. Red beard. Be enough red hair. That was at that time the impression, which a Wikinger makes on me.

So? loud, contently with itself, freely out? only do ladies, whom mad a self-confident its has, laugh fortunes, Grandezza and world skill, or? Pardon! Women, who work in Imbissbuden. Hillary, the laughter bag. Everything very much impressing. Send. Pleasantly.

12 a failed Gluecksbringer on your desk?

There is too many Gluecksbringer, since I work on three desks? one in my senate office, one at home in Washington, one in New York. My favourite objects are pictures of my daughter and my married man.

13 your hero of 68?

Robert Kennedy.

14 a picture of the revolution, which will eternally shine?

The American revolution. The year 1776, when we explained our independence. I think of George Washington, that leads its revolution troops by Delaware. By the darkness. The dust.

15 honour thing that one is with the democrats?

No. That is a question of points of view, of convictions.

16 the last good party of the democrats?

The day before yesterday evening, on my book party. Many interesting people. It was seeing many democrats again.

It works amused. Benevolently amuses. Now does it put the head to the side, does smile laterally? kokette Senatorin! It is good things, but we, their public, should be it, please beautiful, also grateful for it that them so a freshness, merry, Senatorin radiating away from the liver are free. Are we. It has us long. It is? yes! very pleasantly. Some political contents, which move the USA in July 2003: toughes things. We can also differently. Now wars we it. So simply we are not to be had now also again. We look Senatorin on you,!

17 Flagburning? yes or no?

To the thing: In the USA a debate raves over it whether burning the American flag represents facts, which are covered of the right to free expression of opinion. Or not. Or still times completely differently. A food for the feuilletons.

Much to complex question. I do not see a possibility of answering it only with or no.

18 abortion? yes or no?

Again a too complex, to complicated question.

19 death penalty? yes or no?

Too complex. It does wrong to me.

20 preventive wars? yes or no?

That is a so serious question. I cannot outline in this short time.

21 the Frenchmen assigns? yes or no?

Their laughter. Huhu! Hahaha! One does not make oneself a conception: She laughs about ten seconds long. From full neck, from deep heart. Like an Italian market woman. A Operndiva. A film star. Big woman! Big laughter! Madly! The laughing face of Hillary Rodham Clinton is the face of Maria Callas, Sophia trucks, Gina Lollobrigida. This direction. The deep sigh, which must after laughter accumulations raus. What gives to actually laugh it? No grace for France?

The Frenchmen are our oldest allied ones. They stood for us during our revolution to the side. We have to look for ways to co-operate with them.

22 now comes five questions to the city and to the State of New York, which you represent in the congress. Their favourite fashion shop on the Madison Avenue?

I do not come any longer to buying! Dishonor!

23 suggest which restaurant in Manhattan you, in order to implement a Gentleman such as Mr. Gore Vidal with dinner?

Dear little! Does it have a suggestion? That must know Mr. Vidal. It is not completely simple. There are hardly still restaurants, in which one may smoke.

24 as high at present is in New York town center the penalty, if one can be gotten with the pigeon feeding?

I do not have notion.

25 which it costs to fall asleep in the New Yorker underground on two seats?

No, I do not have notion.

26 the safest place in New York?

No special place, the whole city is safe. Which concerns the decrease of the criminality, we carried out into the last ten years mad work.

27 the most comfortable lady toilet of the world, in order to hold unimpaired a private Schwaetzchen?

Cry-laugh clear. Otherwise no answer. Five minutes are rum? and only a third of the questions! Time pressure. One kriegt it with the fear to do that she away-laughs the whole time (although its froehlichkeit, particularly a so obviously honest? one protested it now often enough?, a pleasing thing is natural). Please times do not laugh! One cannot print laughter! Still into their laughter inside the topic of the next questions is explained.

We become more personally. If it becomes too personal you, you knows it, continue to say please "".

Understood. We have a Deal.

28 pain, rage, mourning: in this order?

To complicated topic, in order to go into the details. Read my book!

29 are again?

Know, I are deeply content humans. I am very lucky. With what I do. With that, who I am.

30 which is more badly: to be accused of or pitied?

I do not think in such a way. Read the book.

31 correct that there is not debt?

Debt? Naturally there is debt. I do not understand this question.

32 fundamental: Who assigns first, the head or the feeling?

It is a so personal process. The crucial point it is that assigning is the basis for humans, in order behind the pain, behind the injuries to be come. In order to process pain and injuries. Assigning is a basis for the peace of societies. As we also of Nelson Mandela and other leaders know.

That was the first detailed, approximately serious answer. Congratulations. Thanks.

33 which is sexy at the Bermudas?

Were you never there? So beautifully there it is. The beaches. The light.

34 who is "we"?

If I in my book "we" mean legend, I with it usually from us, which supported the political progress of my married man, its campaign, its presidency, its ideas.

35 a giant question, Mrs. Rodham Clinton: What is love?

What is which? How do many hours have you?

36 the next giant question. How do you define Immoralitaet?

To complicated topic.

37 when its appointment calendar the next meeting with Bill plans?

We talk each day and so long, as it is evenly possible. We try to co-ordinate our obligations so that we have as much time as only at all possible with one another.

38 your last point at issue?

I never give information over the discussions, which I lead with my married man.

39 to laugh your last common reason?

Continuously. Again and again. Each evening. Yesterday night, until late into the night inside at the telephone. Speak and laugh.

She laughs herself slowly again warm. Ahaha.

40 its last dear character?

Oh, we have a mad time together. Our love links each fiber of our two lives.

41 your last dear proof?

No.

42 three words, with which you would explain its father to your daughter?

A good father.

43 straight lines desire, little over its hands to swarms?

Their roaring laughter. Into lived history it schwaermt for Bills of hands! One would have been interested in its answers to these questions. Now all the same. All nothing is useful. She laughs, her jauchzt it away. It cannot seize it. One regards it, like her thinks, her not correctly does not hear. Next attempt to bring it to answering the questions which arise. It becomes sequential? up to the end of the interview? alternating sound-end loud laughing and glucksend deliberately made.

44 its dog Buddy jumps still each evening to you to bed?

This question? Attention, a classical author under Hillary interviewers. On the basis the hypocritical inquiry after the dog it can be found out whether the married couple Clinton divides still another marriage bed. Understands? And? Does Buddy jump?

Buddy died. Yes, sadly. Last year got it a car. We have now Seamus, Buddys large nephew. It sleeps in its own small bed in the corner of our bedroom.

Common bedroom! Schau on!

45 your last peaceful moment, which you spent together in a hammock?

We created still several times. The moment on the hammock, illustrated in the book, was one of many, in which we did not have a glow of it that we were photographed straight.

46 perhaps target one your marriage a dream marriage call?

It is my dream!

47 which underestimate humans at your relationship?

No, I do not think, it in such a way do to me wrong. I must live my life. I hope, other humans live their

48 the secret of your marriage?

It lies between us. We divide it. It is something, which we preserve and maintain and divide now for more than thirty years.

Triumphierende Senatorin. No. It gibt?s not ago: the answer, the hammer, the quotable material. It dawns one now that laughter is a further skillful kind to say that one would like to say nothing further. It is a polite, the probably-sounding kind of refusing itself.

49 would be courageous you enough to exchange with Bill one day long the Handys?

No. We are a little awkward both, if it concerns technical devices.

The uninterviewbare Senatorin. What is one to make? Political questions do not answer it, because the time is not enough. Personal questions do not answer it, because they are personal. It helps only: Speed increase. On the pedal. Full power.

50 your man taste! Senatorin? now however! George Clooney or Robert talking Ford [Robert Redford]?

Both.

51 Paul Auster or David Letterman?

Both. I love men.

52 Tina Brown or Susan Sontag?

Tina Brown, chief talking document urine of the magazine The New Yorker one. Susan Sontag, Essayistin, recently Traegerin of the peace price of the German book trade.

Both! Both! Those are nevertheless both fascinating, interesting women!

53 your favourite-intellectual on the globe?

On the globe? Sky! That is too much. I cannot answer that with the best will.

Further geht?s. Hillary and the toolism? the crucial questions. The Kracher, classical author, wonderful topic. Please times do not laugh. Please answer. Ask. Thanks, Senatorin.

54 Hillary bake cookies. What for cookies does that become?

We allude to famous "cookies and Tee" quotation to sit in that the wife Rodham Clinton, at that time still governor wife in Arkansas, which rausnimmt insolence, not each evening" at home cookies to bake themselves and dte cook ". An utterance, which after-hung it for many years.

With chocolate fragments. Excellent one of cookies! I won a baking competition with these cookies? yes, no joke! I succeeded against Barbara Bush in a competition, my cookies against its cookies, and my were the winners. It is one of the large honors in my life, on which I can look back.

55 it bores you to protest that you are not radical Feministin?

I live beyond radical tendencies. I am only I.

56 as one asks Mrs. Tammy Wynette for apology?

Is already for a long time ago. Before well twenty years the governor wife at that time Hillary expressed herself despektierlich over the Countrysaengerin Tammy Wynette, an American Nationalheiligtum, and its hit conditions By Your one, the Song, which requests the American housewife to stand for its married man through thickly and thinly to the side.

Oh, I spoke with it, I extensively inquired. Which I also said in detail? I meant it not personal thereby. It was very generous.

One does not joke at Tammy Wynette. Better not. Better not in America. Not, if one liked to become thirty years later possibly president.

57 a typical man play, with which you are unbeatable?

I love sport. But I am afraid that I am sporty not particularly.

58 in what respect thinks women differently than men?

There were numerous investigations. They show that we us, what concerns the behavior patterns, which result from evolution and education, differentiates. We have different hormone households. We should enter common soil, respect our thing in common and differences.

Huhu! One experiences now, what happens, if the Senatorin speaks several sentences one behind the other, without obstructing itself by its own laughter. Yes. Moderately stretching. Also not so amusingly.

59 as processes you that the x chromosom is missing to you?

By working. What is to be missing to me?

60 times remembered to add itself a man as a private secretary?

I work with men. I do it today, in this moment.

Laughter.

61 where the pill for the man remains?

Giant laughter. No answer. Harm. It was nevertheless also a seriously meant question.

62 for it a matter of course that the key to the world peace lies in the release of the Islamic woman?

I worked in my years in the white house hard to reach Islamic women and support their efforts in the fight for the rights and verantwortungen, which earned her.

An intonation more deeply. These last words came seriously and carried. There it can switch naturally very fast: from the laughter bag to the state woman. Their female assistant interrupts, lifts the right hand with the Stenostift. First reminder. 15 minutes are rum. Questions to Hillarys Lifestyle. One tries, her with radix complements and the always beautiful topics Kosmetik, buying, mechanism to wars.

Marvelous costume, which you carry there!

Thanks.

63 the most failed costume color, with which you experimented ever?

I have the strong colors, believe I, everything through.

64 which hair spray trusts you?

No glow. I use, which always my hairdresser recommends.

65 times cowboy boot tries out?

I have three pair, from Texas, naturally.

66 ability you today admit that you wanted to look 1969 a little like Joan Baez?

We all looked in such a way. Were wonderful uncomplicated times. One let hair grow. Hair could be simply hair.

67 your comment on the eyeglasses of 1979?

Much glass. Many diopters.

68 as explains themselves you the elitaere power of perlenketten?

Yes, interesting question. I love beads. They reflect the light. They leave Mrs. glitzern.

Laughing Senatorin. A laughter too much. The Stenostift signs, second reminder. It is a drama. One wants: too much. One tries, in 15 minutes the personality of an exciting woman? at present probably the most exciting? to fan out. That can be done: hardly. Smiling Senatorin. Immediately one asks, without being allowed to ask.

69 in agreement that you want to look recently a little like lady Di?

Falls out because of lack of time. Harm.

70 the most amusing table partner of all times?

Precipitates.

71 a topic for discussion, which works best at tischgesellschaften with translator?

Precipitates. We jump to the white house, the myth, surely under the Top Ten of the most exciting topics of all times. In the white house it resided eight years long. When can one ask an ex roofridge lady already times to their ex at home? Now. Here. Enjoy.

72 the gemuetlichste Plaetzchen in the white house?

I loved the western live-resound. There a large oriel window was, I had an ear armchair, in which I read, telephoned and received people to discussions.

73 correct information that on your operation the pool in the white house was re-activated?

No. That was a president Gerald Ford.

74 which size the sagenumwobene red button, which ignites atomic rockets, has?

About it I may say nevertheless nothing.

75 glad that you may along-play again with young?

Naturally. I am pleased again and again, if I can spend time with the people, that is important to which, which is important to me.

76 who is the most dangerous head of the "right conspiracy"?

On the high point of the Lewinsky affair the roofridge at that time lady had spoken of a conspiracy, which runs against its man: One tries to destroy its personality since it is not to be defeated politically.

There are too many of them. We do not have the time to mention it all.

77 the toughste New Yorker journalist?

Falls out because of lack of time.

78 the most badly smelling senator?

Precipitates.

79 the Ehrlichs truely the fact that hundred-year republicans in the senate jump up and keeps you embraced for several minutes, because you make your work in the senate so exzellent?

Precipitates. Third reminder. The pencil of the female assistant now durably above. As soon as one speaks, does it have to continue to write and can't not to stopping to remind? thus further-ask! Next point: Hillarys aptitude test to the first president of the USA 2008 must it ran, because George W. Bush will not have to be struck 2004.

80 credit you inhaliert?

No!

81 your means against nervous falling asleep disturbances?

No problems.

82 knowing it a subtler weapon than smile?

Smile? Oh, a superexercise. It holds your face in form.

83 which human weakness works with potenziellen voters always particularly pleasantly?

You should be you. More not.

84 like many nice billionaires in your friend circle?

Billionaires? Why billionaires? No notion.

85 the longest time, which you can survive in a bus?

Hours, days, two weeks at the piece. 1992 during the campaign were we in the bus crosswise by the whole country on the way. A giant fun.

Questions to the world situation: Hillary for President!

86 as are of Americas of most famous soldier, Jessica lynches, which was hurt in the last Iraq war, taken and released imprisoned and now on an intensive care unit in Washington lies?

I do not know anything details. Their condition is still serious.

87 your comment on the fact that practically the whole world kifft?

Is like that? Faith hardly.

88 still truth fan?

I think, that should everyone be.

89 the largest lie over the American family?

No notion.

Lie! Lie! Given.

90 a reason, why Mr. Eminem is nevertheless a good American?

I think, what we maintain in America, is individuality. Is liberty of the other-thinking one. I hope, we never give these values up.

91 Marie Antoinette, Jeanne d?Arc, lady Macbeth, Madame Pompadour, nut/mother Teresa, EH Perón? with which your practicing Erich can you earliest identify yourselves?

I hang on the idea that I am a good Senatorin.

Eleven o'clock, 52 minutes. Both women, the female assistant and the Senatorin, rise. The female assistant: "it is past. No further questions, ask. Thanks." Hillary? Grande lady. One would have been invited in the white house gladly with one of its merry dinner boards at that time. It, Senatorin, delays smiling the hand to one. We understand. It went little. It went nevertheless? something. Amazing is nevertheless, to which joy-tumble yourself the Politprofi hinreissen let. There word cannot follow. Rear-rear-Hillary! Bye bye, Mrs. President! Standing, the last questions.

92 over the fact sometimes sadly that you are not Madonna?

No. Never. She is a very creative, successful woman. I admire that.

93 two education questions to your lightning attendance in Germany: In which city does the world-famous Cologne cathedral probably lie?

In Cologne? Now you have me! And I become it even an attendance abstatten.

94 of a person named Angela Merkel belongs to times?

Oh, that have we.

95 is the life only work, work, work?

No. It is very much more.

96 your intimate Beichte at Mick Jagger?

No Beichte. I loved it. The Beatles, the Stones are my class. Do they understand? Mr. Jagger gives hope? all those, which become older each day. Because it always continues.

97 the historischste moment in your life?

Too many. The birth of my daughter.

98 2008 then again the duel Rodham Clinton against Giuliani?

No further questions.

99 power it intelligently to be Hillary Rodham Clinton?

We have a Deal, you remember? Cordial thanks. It made fun.

100 your next date?

An interview.



TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: babelfish; barfalert; clinton; hillary; hillaryclinton

1 posted on 07/05/2003 7:09:51 PM PDT by HAL9000
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To: HAL9000
You actually posted all 100 questions and answers!

As I if I have the patience to read the crap that the wicked witch would spew. LOL!
2 posted on 07/05/2003 7:13:58 PM PDT by Radix
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To: HAL9000
What has been lost in the translation is nothing compared to what has been gained.
3 posted on 07/05/2003 7:15:50 PM PDT by Loyalist (Keeper of the Schismatic Orc Ping List. Freepmail me if you want on or off it.)
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To: HAL9000
I am for laughing upon the Babelfish meaning with the changes wording.
4 posted on 07/05/2003 7:17:04 PM PDT by clintonh8r (You can have no better friend and no worse enemy than a US Marine.)
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To: HAL9000
17 Flagburning? yes or no?

. . . .

Much to complex question. I do not see a possibility of answering it only with or no.

18 abortion? yes or no?

Again a too complex, to complicated question.

19 death penalty? yes or no?

Too complex. It does wrong to me.

20 preventive wars? yes or no?

That is a so serious question. I cannot outline in this short time.
5 posted on 07/05/2003 7:46:05 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: HAL9000
Moby "thick"?
6 posted on 07/05/2003 9:29:54 PM PDT by lowbridge (Rob: "I see a five letter word. F-R-E-E-P. Freep." Jerry: "Freep? What's that?" - Dick Van Dyke Show)
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To: HAL9000
Eleven o'clock, 52 minutes. Both women, the female assistant and the Senatorin, rise. The female assistant: "it is past. No further questions, ask. Thanks." Hillary? Grande lady. One would have been invited in the white house gladly with one of its merry dinner boards at that time. It, Senatorin, delays smiling the hand to one. We understand. It went little. It went nevertheless? something. Amazing is nevertheless, to which joy-tumble yourself the Politprofi hinreissen let. There word cannot follow. Rear-rear-Hillary! Bye bye, Mrs. President! Standing, the last questions.

Ich ein barfing!

7 posted on 07/05/2003 9:31:02 PM PDT by JulieRNR21 (Take W-04........Across America!)
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To: HAL9000

8 posted on 07/05/2003 9:32:33 PM PDT by ChadGore (Kakkate Koi!)
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