Actually, you Yankees are mere irritants. And your fascetious conescension points out what I hate the most about John Edwards--the condescension just oozes out of that man. Since you're not from around here, I'll just point out that's the natural state of a Duke Law graduate.
I'll just point out that's the natural state of a Duke Law graduate. What . . . condensation? LOL!
BTW, you don't even know how to spell it; it's D-O-O-K.
I highly doubt you're a native Carolinian. Maybe South Carolina. Maybe a Carolingian, if you know what that is (but, as John Kerry would say, "you probably don't even speak French").