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NASCAR to Create Separate Racing Leagues for Blacks, Women (and anyone else who complains)
www.BSNN.net ^ | Dred Locke and John W. Albanese

Posted on 07/14/2003 12:07:52 PM PDT by goliath

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1 posted on 07/14/2003 12:07:54 PM PDT by goliath
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To: goliath
Boogity, Boogity, Boogity...
2 posted on 07/14/2003 12:08:24 PM PDT by goliath
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Chrysler Corporation was to add a new car to it's line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter was to begin production in Canada this year, but the car had to be pulled out of production when initial tests showed that the little white lines on the road kept disappearing all the time.
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3 posted on 07/14/2003 12:10:46 PM PDT by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: goliath
A picture from the first Women's NASCAR race:


4 posted on 07/14/2003 12:12:38 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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To: goliath
"Snap-on-Tools have already agreed to be corporate sponsors of new Bush League teams."

So....this is for lesbians only then?!!

5 posted on 07/14/2003 12:13:21 PM PDT by laotzu
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Ouch...LOL!
6 posted on 07/14/2003 12:14:16 PM PDT by goliath
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To: goliath
That's hilarious. Is there any ethnic group the authors failed to insult?
7 posted on 07/14/2003 12:15:54 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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And it should be duly noted, that picture was taken as they were on their way to the starting line.

8 posted on 07/14/2003 12:17:16 PM PDT by SamAdams76 (Back in boot camp! 245 (-55))
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To: VRWCmember
Arabs and Jews, I think...
9 posted on 07/14/2003 12:17:19 PM PDT by goliath
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What about the senior citizens? "Daryl Waltrip driver of the Depends Taurus commented that he had the race in the bag til that codger Richard Petty got him loose in turn four causing a 43 car pile up." The pace car was declared the winner."
10 posted on 07/14/2003 12:26:14 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (If I can support FR with two kids in college, you can too. Freedom aint free but you can charge it.)
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To: goliath
For the KFC Series, the most significant departure from Winston Cup rules is the addition of New Jersey State Troopers patrolling the racetrack, arbitrarily stopping drivers and harassing them.

The New Jersey State Troopers might even find that some of the drivers are driving stolen race cars.

11 posted on 07/14/2003 12:29:21 PM PDT by judgeandjury (The more numerous the laws, the more corrupt the state.)
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To: goliath
This story is absolutely hilarious, and the post of "A picture from the first Women's NASCAR race" takes the cake!
12 posted on 07/14/2003 12:30:20 PM PDT by GeneralHavoc
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He left out the Mexican racing league with fourteen passengers in each car.
13 posted on 07/14/2003 12:45:47 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Paranoia is when you realize that tin foil hats just focus the mind control beams.)
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To: goliath
Diversity bump.

I'd watch the bush league; that sounds like fun!
14 posted on 07/14/2003 12:47:29 PM PDT by headsonpikes
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To: KarlInOhio
Bawhahaha. Good one
15 posted on 07/14/2003 12:52:16 PM PDT by goliath
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To: KarlInOhio
Bawhahaha. Good one
16 posted on 07/14/2003 12:52:21 PM PDT by goliath
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The all-women Bush League will be just as exciting

They ought to fill the talent pool from around here in northeast WI. 95% of the speeders are women. Most are multitasking while going at least 20 over the limit. The guys just stay out of the way.

Yes, I know it's a satire.

17 posted on 07/14/2003 1:13:06 PM PDT by petuniasevan (I paid a genealogist $100 to trace my ancestry - and $500 to suppress the evidence!)
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They need a Muslim League too.. it would have to be televised only though or the spectators would be killed in the end when all the cars blew up.
18 posted on 07/14/2003 1:44:02 PM PDT by honeygrl
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"I'd watch the bush league; that sounds like fun! "

I'd watch both, but only on TV!
19 posted on 07/14/2003 1:45:43 PM PDT by honeygrl
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To: KarlInOhio
He left out the Mexican racing league with fourteen passengers in each car.

You forgot the little tiny steering wheels so they can drive with hand cuffs on.

20 posted on 07/14/2003 1:47:38 PM PDT by c-b 1
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