[Xthe17th]

Courtesy of David Letterman:
"What two words do people associate with Jerry Springer?"..."Teen Hookers"..."Well there you have it. If Jerry Springer gets elected, pretty soon Ohio's license plates will say 'Teen Hookers' on them."

Hey, Springer can't be any more embarrasing or worse than KKK Byrd, can he?

[Xthe17th]

PS: Letterman says he's running against Springer. He admits he isn't from Ohio, doesn't live in Ohio, and won't move to Ohio [David Letterman is from Indiana and currently resides in Connecticut], but he's running against Springer anyway. Hillaryous!!