[mhking]

"Hold muh beer 'n watch this!" PING....

If you want on or off this list, please let me know!

[brianl703]

Give me a break. Spotsylvania County in VA has a population of 90,000 people with only 6 sheriff's deputies on duty at any given time. I'd expect that Spotsylvania County has just about as much criminal activity as New Rome does...

[SquirrelKing]

I Like Traffic Lights

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
No matter where they've been.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But only when they're green.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
That is what I said.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
That is what he said.

He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
He likes traffic lights,
But not when they are red.

I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
I like traffic lights,
Although my name's not Bamber.
I like traffic lights,
I...oh God...

Music and lyrics by: Terry Jones