[Chad Fairbanks]

I suppose the next question should be, how does one become a Penile Puppeteer? Is this something we could learn to do at home? And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?

[grobdriver]

And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?

WHAT ARMS!!???

[Chancellor Palpatine]

And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?

Dude, if yours has arms, then you might want to see somebody about that.

[ErnBatavia]

how does one become a Penile Puppeteer? Is this something we could learn to do at home? And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?

For years, I kept a clipped little cartoon in my office desk drawer...a guy stretched out with a little dragon "unit puppet"; he had a gloved knight on the 'working hand' and was asking the knight who might want to slay the evil dragon. The knight was replying, "I volunteer, O Royal Commander".

Don't get me wrong here....I only kept it in my desk because the office wimmins loved it and insisted on it's being brought out on occasion.

[CAPPSMADNESS]

And how do you get the puppet's arms to move?

You do realize that the above comment is...... just wrong on so many levels!