[You Dirty Rats]

Sudden Death Syndrome - First discovered in 1993 in a park in Washington, D.C. Definitively identified over the years 1993-2001. Applies to seemingly healthy people who, for no apparant reason, drop dead.

No cause has been identified by medical professionals; the only connection seems to be some relationship to a man from Arkansas who is best known for serial adultery with a host of undistinguished women.

A possible connection between the deceased internet lover and the aforementioned philanderer is being examined by Scotland Yard, as the philanderer was recently spotted in England.

Previous suspected victims of SDS include: Vincent Foster, Ron Brown, and Jim McDougal.

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No cause has been identified by medical professionals;

Maybe it was something she heard.

And Ananias hearing these words fell down, and gave up the ghost: and great fear came on all them that heard these things.