[squidly]

We have a lot of talent coming into the school.

Okay, I'll try to leave that one alone.

What is this, the new version of separate but equal? Do they have a football team? Do the male cheerleaders wear skirts? I can only imagine what kind of cheers they do.

[Seamus Mc Gillicuddy]

I betcha dollars to donuts that they teach fudge-packing in Home Economics!

[azhenfud]

Their mascot is a pansy.