[RightWhale]

What in the hell good is a phone you don't answer?

I haven't answered my phone in 15 years. Did I miss a job offer from the White House?

[discostu]

Might have missed a couple of deaths in the family. I despise phones, and I hate incoming calls the worst, but there are times when the ringing bell is a good thing. That's really when telemarketers are at their most annoying, when you need to be answering the phone for something useful and they keep calling.

[steve-b]

I haven't answered my phone in 15 years. Did I miss a job offer from the White House?

If you're female and a bit zaftig, you might have missed just such an opportunity anytime between ten and two years ago....