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Dalai Lama misses sex, shoots guns (Cool!)
News.com.au ^ | 7.29.03 | Ruth Gledhill

Posted on 07/29/2003 3:40:52 AM PDT by mhking

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To: Spok
Hey, I'm married!

I'm not entirely sexually frustrated.

I have only shot 35 hawks this year.

Crushed 765 hamsters though.

41 posted on 07/29/2003 6:59:05 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: mhking
This could have been written by Woody Allen: "...he admitted to having enjoyed spending time with Mao Zedong.

"'At official dinners he made me sit beside him and treated me like his son, sometimes feeding me with his chopsticks.

"'I was afraid that since he coughed so much I would catch something. He was no doubt a great revolutionary, but at the same time, his behaviour was often that of a peasant.'"

Change Mao's name and you would have a scene out ot Bananas! or Zelig.

42 posted on 07/29/2003 7:07:49 AM PDT by HenryLeeII
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To: MrsEmmaPeel
Wow!!

Do you have some issues or what?

Humans are human. Anyone who represents themselves as saintly and infalible is a con man. Not even Jesus did that.
43 posted on 07/29/2003 7:10:56 AM PDT by Farnham (In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.)
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To: HenryLeeII
sometimes feeding me with his chopsticks.

I always wondered how many chinese grandmothers with palsy have blinded their grandchildren while feeding them with chopsticks?

44 posted on 07/29/2003 7:10:57 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: Farnham
We have a black velvet painting of Jesus holding a Daisy Red Ryder.
45 posted on 07/29/2003 7:13:22 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: *bang_list
Bang
46 posted on 07/29/2003 7:23:58 AM PDT by Atlas Sneezed
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To: Spok
The US has political reasons for supporting the Dalai Lama, and the Chechnian rebels. The main reason is to piss off the Chinese, and the Russians. We should disregard that old politics, and start to cultivate a coherent, orchestrated cooperation with the rest of the world against the ONE single threat to all the world, that is FANATICAL ISLAM!
47 posted on 07/29/2003 7:25:16 AM PDT by philosofy123
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To: MrsEmmaPeel
"He did not shoot to kill, "only to scare the hawks"."

He shot at the hawks in order to save his birds.
48 posted on 07/29/2003 7:31:02 AM PDT by Shooter 2.5 (Don't punch holes in the lifeboat)
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To: Shooter 2.5
Which is to deny God's intention.

God did not make hawks vegitarians.
49 posted on 07/29/2003 7:35:30 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: Dr. Marten
I certainly have never heard of any Buddhists killing another man because s/he believed differently than he. The Christians/Muslims and the Catholics certainly can not claim the same.

The origin of Christian warfare was as a response to military Islamic expansion. After that the concept of Christian warfare entered European culture. Students of medieval history know, however, that the Church was a strong restraining factor on warfare. The wars between Catholicism and Protestantism were when the wheels really came off the wagon, and it is clear that such wars were, even though fought on both sides in the name of Christianity, primarily political and clearly nonscriptural.

Because the conditions were different (in southeast asia) Buddhism was not primarily used as a cause for war, but many Buddhists were warriors.

Do we see Christians fighting wars today in the name of Christianity? No. On the other hand, read this: " Today, the future seems more ominous than ever for the 100,000 followers of Tibetan Buddhism who are caught in a half-century of war between local Muslims and Hindus, and between Pakistan and India, for control over the disputed territory. Since the battle of Kargil two years ago, native Buddhists and Tibetan refugees have emerged as India's most effective fighting force along the Line of Control that separates the Indian and Pakistani sectors of Kashmir.
The territorial dispute has since escalated into a full-fledged religious war, with Islamic militants focusing their gun sights on local Buddhists in retaliation for their decisive role in beating back an Islamic attack on Kargil in 1999.
"The Buddhists of Ladakh are the main target of the Kashmiri militants now that the Pandits (Kashmiri Hindus) have been ousted from the Kashmir Valley," said Tsering Samphel, head of the Ladakh Buddhist Association, in the district capital of Leh.
Over the past decade, Islamic separatists routed some 300,000 Pandits out of the Kashmir Valley, the heartland of a once independent kingdom.
Then, in brutal mountain warfare around Kargil, the Kashmiri militants clashed with the Indian Army's Ladakh Scouts, a 4,000-man paramilitary unit of local Buddhists and Tibetan commandos. Just as the fighting erupted at Kargil, the Dalai Lama happened to be visiting the Jivay Tsal, his palatial residence near Choklamsar, the sprawling Tibetan refugee camp outside Leh. According to Tibetan monks and schoolteachers interviewed at the camp, the Tibetan spiritual leader gave his personal blessing to the Buddhist soldiers of the Ladakh Scouts, Indian press accounts also mentioned the Dalai Lama's supportive role.
The Ladakhi and Tibetan troopers were immediately sent to the mountains over the Indus River headwaters. After scaling the icy cliffs, the Ladakh Scouts launched the first successful counterattacks by the Indian side, killing dozens of Muslim militants and pushing the rest back into Pakistan-controlled Baltistan.
"Kargil showed the Buddhists will not flee like the Pandits," said Tsering. "We Buddhists cannot remain as spectators, we will resist."

Hmmm....looks like the religion of peace (Islam) just makes friends whereever it goes.

50 posted on 07/29/2003 7:39:36 AM PDT by dark_lord (The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?')
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To: strela
Where is that from?
51 posted on 07/29/2003 7:43:46 AM PDT by jjm2111
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To: mhking
I miss sex too... been married for 32 years... sex had something to do with nakedness and .... sorry, can't remember.
52 posted on 07/29/2003 7:45:32 AM PDT by bedolido (please let my post be on an even number... small even/odd phobia here)
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To: Farnham
Do you have some issues or what?

I would argue that the Dalai Lama has serious anger issues. I don't pretend to be a religious leader and to speak for millions of people, and I sure as heck don't go off shooting at hawks because I'm pissed at something. You may see his behavior as normal, or excuse it because he's human. That's your choice. I have higher standards for religious leaders. Just like I didn't by into the "everybody does it" excuse for Clinton's sexcapades in the WH, I don't cut ANY religious leaders any kind of slack. I have found more people touched by grace living their day-to-day lives than religious leaders telling them what to do.

53 posted on 07/29/2003 7:50:31 AM PDT by MrsEmmaPeel
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To: bedolido
My wife says sex is a beautiful thing.

In theory.
54 posted on 07/29/2003 7:50:38 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: Bluntpoint
Maybe it was God's plan the hawks eat mice and other vermin but they became sidetracked from the original intent. LOL
55 posted on 07/29/2003 7:51:05 AM PDT by Shooter 2.5 (Don't punch holes in the lifeboat)
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To: Dr. Marten
Maybe he was "slapping the salami". No offense.
56 posted on 07/29/2003 7:51:28 AM PDT by New Horizon
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To: Prof Engineer
ping
57 posted on 07/29/2003 7:52:47 AM PDT by msdrby (Go Navy!)
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To: Shooter 2.5
And God created the Dalai Lama to bait birds to feed his precious hawks.
58 posted on 07/29/2003 7:53:04 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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To: jjm2111
Where is that from?

Caddyshack

59 posted on 07/29/2003 7:53:37 AM PDT by Cooter
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To: New Horizon
That was a very "cold cut."
60 posted on 07/29/2003 7:54:02 AM PDT by Bluntpoint (Not there! Yes, there!)
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