Marine: "One of your daughters came to the embassy last week, claiming that you were beating her with a chain because she didn't want to marry your cross-dressing pedophile brother. Anyway, we fell in love, she has found Jesus, and we granted her political asylum. We got married and she's living with my family in North Carolina. For a wedding gift my cousins got her a pickup truck with a fully equipped gun rack. She can shoot the eye out of a possum at 30 yards!
Prince: "You infidel fool! That is an act of war! I hereby declare war on the United States!"
Marine: "Go ahead sir, MAKE MY DAY!!!"
