USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Sports Day: GAMES! CALLING ALL GAMERS! ~ July 31 2003

MoJo2001, Kathy in Alaska , 68-69TonkinGulfYatchClub and FRiends of the Canteen

[SouthernHawk]

Good Morning Mojo,Tonk and Ma! So many games, so few weekends! Good morning to our military
and good morning to the whole Canteen crew.

Warm up exercise for today . . . . .

Two skiers sitting at the Ski Lodge Bar talking, one is dyslexic
"I've just zag-zigged down that slope."
"No, you have zig-zagged."
"Are you sure?"
An argument takes place
"Okay, to settle this I'll ask that bloke over there."
"Excuse me can you settle an argument, Do you zag-zig or do you zig-zag?"
"Sorry I can't help you I'm a tobogganist."
"That's handy, I'll have twenty Benson and Hedges then!"

[E.G.C.]

A pleasant good morning to all of our military at home and abroad and thanks for all you're doing for this great country of ours.

How are things going for you, LInda?

[SouthernHawk]

Good to see you JohnHuang2, I'm glad that you're able to spend some time with us today! Hope you have a short week and a long fun filled weekend.

[SouthernHawk]

Thanks for the great links!

[SouthernHawk]

..."The average American makes 3.4 trips to the grocery store each week"...

LMBO!!!!! Is it OK to ask questions in school? How do you make .4 of a trip? (I have started out for the grocery store a few times and never made it - does that count?)

Good morning Linda! I know that you're busy, but I hope that your day goes by fast. Thanks for everything you do to support the Canteen.

[minor49er]

Here is today's hopefully-not-as-feeble-as-tomkow's attempt at humor:

An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"

The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.

The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.

This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

[tomkow6]

SALUTE!

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, MoJo! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[beachn4fun]

AwwwwRiiight! Craps!

GOOD MORNING. I guess I know what your favorite game is!!!!

Here's mine.

[tomkow6]

 

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[beachn4fun]

Hey WSGilcrest........

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

 Two Northern blondes were driving through Louisiana.  As they approached
the town of Natchitoches, they started arguing
about the pronunciation of the name.  They continued to argue until they
stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one blonde asked the manager: "Before we
order can you please settle an argument for us?  Would you pronounce the
name of where we are?"

The manager leaned over the counter and said:
BURRRRRRRR-GERRRRRRR-KIIIIIIING

[SouthernHawk]

..."I'm not quite ready for bed"...

At 3:02am, I don't know if I should wish you a good morning or tell you good night and hope that you get to sleep soon! Either way, I wish all the best for you and yours!

[SouthernHawk]

Good morning E.G.C. May this day be a special day for you!

[beachn4fun]

Oh boy, I wasn't expecting the ending on that one.

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

[beachn4fun]

I know what tom's favorite game is.....

[SouthernHawk]

ROTFL!!!! You keep this up and I am not going to need to do a "Warm up exercise"!!! Great Job!

Congratulations on the post with Honda!!!!

You did it!