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http://poynter.org/content/content_view.asp?id=39527

SFGate columnist Mark Morford.

Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?

A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.

Miss Morford's typical daily schedule:

7:00AM performs oral sex on the cutie he met last night, Ramon.
7:30AM Wheat Germ and free range scrambled tofu breakfast with hyrdroponically grown in his own compost-grown butt cheek-squeezed orange juice
7:45AM takes daily prescribed medicine (thorazine, lithium, AZT, prozac, viagra, etc.)
8:00AM Door rings
8:10 AM Jeffrey comes over and receives oral sex from Miss Morford
8:30 AM takes a shower and shaves his legs(rain water only and uses soaps not tested on bunny rabbits)
9:00-12pm write Bush hating rants using standard formula writing
12pm-1:00pm put on leotard and go to African America drum beating/Yoga class
1:00-2:00pm daily orgy gangbang in the boy's locker room
2:00pm grab a free range grilled celery sandwich on stone ground Guatemalan Hemp bread and an organic water. Go to the Castro People's Bookstore and Propaganda Dispensary, get latest copy of the Worker's News
2:30pm Stop by the Blue Oyster for a tango dnace with Miguel and Billy
3:30pm Down a ritalin smoothie at the Smoothie Love Shack. Head over to the Marijuana Distribution Center. If Miss Morford is a little short of cash, provides a little oral sex to the owner of the establishment, James.
4:00pm-6pm Obsess over Bush some more and scribe some more rantings
6:00pm Throw 600 thread count cotton pink thong in wash and iron leather chaps.
6:30pm Go shopping at Whole Foods, bring home vegetarian hydroponic lasagna and a bottle of Sonoma Merlot from the Rainbow Arches Winery.
7:00-8:00 Get dressed before the boys come over, put on makeup, do hair. Buff Gucci black open toe sandals.
8:00 Boys come over. Boys have Miss Morofrd then Dinner
10:00pm boys head to the Ramhole for dancing, handcuffs and random anonymous sex. Boys load up on GHB, Ketamine, crystal meth.
11:00pm-3AM Don't remember anything
7:00AM next day. Wake up next to some beefcake Miss Morford does not know and notices his rectum is very sore.