[Squantos]

As the singular seller of widget repellant I must warn you of a real threat of widgets amassing on the horizon. For a mere 19.95 (MC-Visa-Discover-AMX accepted, no personal checks please) I will continue to counter this widget threat. But wait....that's not all you get !!.....ect ect yada ...yada...yada....

Stay Safe !

[AAABEST]

LOL!

I didn't get you at first, but you made a funny!

I'm like you, every time they start talking about "threats" I gotta wonder if they're real or if someone is pushing for some new empowering (anti-American) legislation.