Actually, I am very honored! The last time someone gave an award for an essay I wrote was back in high school. My girlfriend plagiarized an essay of mine and submitted it to an organization that awarded scholarships. She won $1000. She felt bad about plagiarizing the essay, but not bad enough to give me half the cash. Then she had the gall to dump me about 5 or 6 months later.
This all happened 30 years ago. Is it too late to call an attorney?