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To: Kenny Bunk
Of course soccer fans riot - the daggone game is so boring they have to do something to stay awake!
12 posted on 08/05/2003 6:50:10 AM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (where is Count Petofi when we need him most?)
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To: GodBlessRonaldReagan
Wrong again.

Why, compared to watching varnish or laundry dry, this quaint and colorful game is downright scintillating. There is a problem though. It seems that the players, although not allowed to "touch" the ball, are allowed to let it strike them in the head.

In order to be Politically Correct, ought not the American players of this fascinating international sport wear helmets? Repeated soccer ball cranial injuries might lead to increased democrat registration among younger soccer players. Although the Democrat Party prefers voters who are already dead, this is a possibility.

Al Gore, who invented soccer, has not yet opined on this vital topic.

14 posted on 08/05/2003 6:03:49 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk
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