[NMFXSTC]

"Come hither, my lovely one. I shall absolve you of your sins. Alright now, for your penance, (well, you know the rest!)

[Steve0113]

"Come hither, my lovely one. I shall absolve you of your sins.

FYI, under Church law any priest who gives absolution to a partner in sexual sin is excommunicated and, if I recall correctly, only the diocesan bishop has the authority to lift that excommunication. A priest would be playing with very serious fire to do such a thing.