Never take a spatula to a knife fight.
1 posted on
08/05/2003 9:30:54 AM PDT by
Loyalist
To: Loyalist
There's a Newfie joke in there somewhere.
2 posted on
08/05/2003 9:32:54 AM PDT by
Tijeras_Slim
(I get subtlety lessons from martin_fierro)
To: Loyalist
A pizza flipper? You mean a peel? Yeah, there are much better weapons available, like the fork with the 3 foot handle, used for popping bubbles; A deep dish pan, fresh from the oven at 540 degrees; Oven cleaner spray in the face... Hot sauce for the wings in the face...
To: Loyalist
Well, we'll just have to set up a national kitchen-utensil registry. If it saves one life, it's worth it.
4 posted on
08/06/2003 7:48:26 AM PDT by
Squawk 8888
(Everyone knows you can't have a successful conspiracy without a Rockefeller)
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