"Dowd: Bush Too Butch; Needs a 'Queer Eye' Makeover"

ChronWatch ^ | 8/4/03 | Jean Shaw

[Numbers Guy]

Am I the only freeper who thinks Maureen Dowd has lost it?

Nope. She's gone off the deep end ever since Michael Douglas dumped her.

She developed her perception of what the Chief Exec should look like based on her 1000 viewings of "The American President".

[cajungirl]

well given that I never give men a rest and always want to change them, given that I detest Maureen who has gone whacko with to much progresterone, I would make a teeny suggestion. I think he needs to let his hair be 1/2 inch longer. And wear boots all the time, nice western boots, the ones that cost lots of money. And maybe wear khakis more when traveling with a nice blue sports jacket and open shirt. Otherwise he is adorable.

[ReaganRevolution]

He's fine the way he is. Maureen and the rest of the libs are afraid of a real man.

[small_l_libertarian]

How do you makeover "perfect?" Hubba-hubba.

[Enterprise]

"Dowd too butch ; needs a Zeta Jones makeover."

Should be a snap. Give her a long dark-hair wig and a set of inflatable boobs.

[ChewedGum]

I'm more concerned about the women who suffer from "hypermasculinity". Much more concerned.

Gum

[4mycountry]

The corner of his eyes are starting to look lined. Botox alert!'

He has pwetty eyes.

[tbpiper]

OK freepers...how would YOU give Dubya a makeover?

I don't know......it'd probably take another 4 years to get all sorted out.

[rintense]

Nothing wrong with this!

[4mycountry]

Amen!!!

[massadvj]

OK freepers...how would YOU give Dubya a makeover?

He usually looks great, especially with the Crawford backdrop, and on the aircraft carrier. He looks his worst when he does that Texas cowboy swagger while wearing the suit and tie. He walks like he's packing heat on his hips, ready for High Noon. But he's just walking down the hall of the White House with aides. It looks forced and very arrogant.

As for Queer Eye, I must confess I like the show and think it's a riot. The rest of the summer gay wave is a bust.

[utahagen]

Do you think there's any chance the Times thinks Dowd has lost it?

[cajungirl]

He is a hunk isn't he, your pic and rintense's pics are great!

[Enterprise]

Do NOT show this picture to Dowd or other liberal females. They will faint from seeing a real man, and YOU will be personally liable! Remember, I gave you fair warning!

[God luvs America]

ten-to-one maureen dowd doesn't shave her armpits!!??

[cajungirl]

I love Queer Eye. But I also love Bush's "hypermasculinity",,it that like an insult or something? Seems like a compliment. I think I will tell my husband tonite "Dear, the problem with you {that drives him crazy} is that you are hypermasculine,,I think he will fall to his knees in worship of me.

[Numbers Guy]

Do you think there's any chance the Times thinks Dowd has lost it?

Not at this point. As long as her column sells in syndication (and it does), she's probably okay with them. If she got canceled in half her syndicated papers, the Times may start wondering what's up.

[steve8714]

also need flashing eyes and a pleasant personality...oh, and a fertile womb.

[cajungirl]

Ladies, lets do a study. Lets all tell our hubbies and boyfriends that they are HYPERMASCULINE and report on their replies.

[4mycountry]

lol.