[whereasandsoforth]

My family has been here since 1603. My gx4-grandfather was the first Postmaster General of the United States. You may WANT to bow to me, beg my forgiveness for spitting lies and then get down on your padded kness and pray for forgiveness.

[samuel_adams_us]

Whatever, postmaster, wow, now I know I was right.

[triplejake]

The first Postmaster General of the US was Ben Franklin. If I was his great-great-great-great-grandkid, it is pretty hard to imagine that Postmaster General would be what I would remember him for.