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99.9% of all Steven Seagal's claims are the certifiable ravings of an idiotic madman.

He's a fat doofus, with goofball Walter Mitty dreams of a fantastic life of espionage and intrigue.

I mean, the guy was once a movie star, who dated some hot chicks. He should really just indulge his mind with that wonderful reality. I don't know why he insists on making up all that other silliness.

Sadly, I think he really believes all of it.

[WorkingClassFilth]

What is the fat deal he has going?

The last movie I saw him in, he was lumbering around like Marlon Brando. He wore some kind of smock deal that was supposed to give the impression of a mystical guy instead of the fat guy that broke a sweat reading his lines. To think that this is the same guy that did his early films is bizarre. Did he fall into some vat of chocolate and have to eat his way to safety, or what?

Enquiring minds want to know.

[gonzo]

"...Sadly, I think he really believes all of it..."

Well I believe all of it, Steve. In fact, I was on some covert marital-arts missions with him years ago, but we can't talk about them. It would embarrass the couples we helped.............FRegards